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Jesus Was a Brave Little Toaster: Vol 1

In this meeting of minds the only limits are the imagination, at last an
album that recognizes no genres, Funny as fuck, impossible to pin down,
but unmistakably, undoubtedly, could only be Twocsinak and DJ Sarah
Wilson.

The blatant disregard for The Groove, the wayward tunefulness, the willful
whimsicality- all taken for granted and filtered through the modern
musicians armory of sound. This could possibly be Wrong Music's most
extreme release to date.


Track Listing

1) Twocsinak vs. Steveless - The first thing I did after buying your record was spill a mug of decaff coffee on it.
a) VHS Sarah Wilson vs. Wobbly - Sick helicopters (stereo yo).
2) Twocsinak & Janek Schaefer vs. Onanist Homework Robot & the Guano Ignoramus - Janek Schaefer's shaver.
3) Twocsinak & Nicole Artingstall vs. Gravenhurst - Nicholas (Nicole, GM).
4) Twocsinak vs. Ylid - Definitely one of my favourite sweets (suite).
b) CDJ Sarah Wilson vs. My Ambulance Is On Fire -­ Everyone hates beardy Maiof.
5) The Twocsinak Family Quicktime Players vs. Björk -­ Approximate ribonucleic matching yields operatives for military endeavour.
6) SJ Esau vs. Twocsinak & the Blind Harmony Choir -­ Sooner or later everything will malfunction again.
7, c) Twocsinak & DJ Sarah Wilson vs. Hunting Lodge -­ Badly glued thing, no home for a gun.
8) Twocsinak vs. Freeze Puppy - Bleak war? Break law.
9) Twocsinak vs. Team Brick & friends - This is exactly what the Velvet Underground should have sounded like.
10) Edward Chambers Went The Wrong Way vs. Twocsinak - Song using sleeve notes.
11) Twocsinak vs. Rarg - One thirty one precisely.
12) Twocsinak vs. War Against Sleep - Welcome all shoppers to the 24-hour garage bootleg (reminding me of the reasons why I left my job with the Royal Mail).
d) 78rpm Sarah Wilson vs. Peter Ustinov's Nouveau-Kitsch Sonic Immolator -­ The varicose miss.
13) Twocsinak & Jesus Manzana vs. I Know I Have No Collar -­ I know I have no input.
e) Little Sarah Wilson vs. Big Joan - Tiger cub.
14) Team Brick vs. Twocsinak & Sophie Hare -­ How Beyoncé became pop's teen queen became an embarrassing tribute to Twocsinak by Team Brick.
15) Twocsinak vs. Dyslogic, James Scatter, Knowledge of Bugs, Landslide Purist, Jess Marlowe & Tatski - I stopped eating chips and lost 200 pounds.
16) Twocsinak & SJ Esau vs. SJ Esau -­ It must be to keep my so.
f) The end of DJ Sarah Wilson vs. Matmos -­ Faulty hip tour.
17) Twocsinak & Dan Bennett vs. Twocsinak & Rasha Shaheen - Putting her to bed (neatly remade).
18) Sam Hurt vs. Twocsinak & Asteroth - Antishock toe warts grade 3 sight-reading test.


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