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FOCUS ON: Twocsinak and DJ Sarah Wilson
- Label: Wrong Music >>
- Genre: Electronic
Some people have their lives changed by discovering Syd Barrett or Captain Beefheart during their teenage years, Twocsinak and DJ Sarah Wilson absorbed their entire musical personalities while still in the womb.
Twocsinak (pronounced "two cees in a kay") is the recording pseudonym of Joseph Howard Grounds, former maths prodigy and current John Oswald obsessive. He has been composing music for almost fifteen years, although it has mainly been quite bad. He likes watching DVDs on fast forward, and was briefly one of M. C. Schmidt from Matmoss "Top 8 Friends." He makes songs based on strict conceptual rules, with horrendously self-referential lyrics, using techniques half-remembered from articles in the Wire. He was recently excited to discover that Clarissa from "Clarissa Explains It All" was a fan of They Might Be Giants. He has no sense of smell.
Deborah Jayne Sarah Wilson-Maiof is the thrice-married excuse for a disc jockey who Joe befriended after pushing her out of the path of a riderless moped in New Malden. She is a sitcom aficionado, and earns her living by inserting subliminal acrostic adverts in Wikipedia entries. She was the first woman ever to completely understand the Wankel rotary engine. She used her phenomenal sexual magnetism to convince Shitmat to release records by Twocsinak (who would have been more than happy to continue self-releasing cassettes to nobody at all). She doesnt know that Kevin Blechdom is not a man. She has no sense of decorum. Since the accident, Joe and Sarahs working relationship has become increasingly strained. The Bertelsmann Group has expressed an interest in releasing the tapes of their therapy sessions, conducted by Metallica-esque motivational consultant Ian W. Stock, but continuing disagreement over whose surname should go first in the publishing credits has somewhat stymied the deal. They currently reside in the least expensive suburb of Bristol that can still be considered "bohemian." They are thinking about investing in an ISA.
