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Current Status - Highly Dangerous

Posing as a punk rock band, the following personality profiles of these known fugitives will show that they have been gathering, plotting and planning for the last five years.

Also of interest: Tribe 8 will be featured in a soon-to-be-released feature length film, "A Gun For Jennifer." Reports from undercover agents infiltrating various like-minded subversive organizations report that this film is about a gang of vigilante go-go dancers. Tribe 8 has also improvised musically with Kathy Acker on material produced by Hal Wilner - both known subversives.

WARNING!

These five fugitives should be considered extremely dangerous and are a threat to our nations security, morals and the Family Institution:

BREEDLOVE, LYNN: Spent college days organizing a dyke militia known for raiding frat parties and saving rape victims. At one particularly ugly party, she ran amok with uzis, revived girls with home-made speed and finished off kegs while frats writhed in their own blood. Indicted for attempted murder with the intent to maim. Spent fifteen years at Atascadero - Californias prison for the criminally insane. Released on good behavior on the condition that she go to drug rehab.

* FAVORITE SLOGAN: "Kill em all! Let gawd sort em out!"
* INTERESTS: Sex, revolution, riot incitation by written & spoken word
* BUSINESS: Lickety Split all-girl bike messenger service
* HANGOUTS: Red Doras and The Bearded Lady Cafe

MAH, LESLIE: Ran a brothel in Boulder, CO. Charges were dropped when she revealed photos of federal agents in compromising positions at her saloon. In exchange, she agreed to close brothel and leave the business but not before warning the feds, "Dont write a check with yer gun that yer dick cant pay."

* FORMER/CURRENTS BANDS: Bass player for Anti Scrunti Faction, Slow Club
* INTERESTS: Chix, tattoos
* HANGOUT: Black and Blue Tattoo Parlor

PAYNE,TANTRUM: Top assassin for West Indian Mafia. Computer hack. Indicted for espionage and embezzlement after cracking top secret C.I.A. computer files and diverting funds from Pentagon and Chevron bank accounts to her homeland. Prison memoirs state: "The U.S. is a government for Chevron, by Pepsico, and of the DuPonts." Wanted by Interpol on three continents.

* FORMER BANDS: Random Order, 7 Cent Posse
* INTERESTS: Babes
* HANGOUT: Tour Van

SLADE: Bomb expert responsible for thirteen WalMart bombings in the early 80s. Told press in anonymous interview, "That WalMart guy is the richest guy in the world." Never caught.

* FORMER BANDS: Industrial Rainforest, Burning Witches
* INTERESTS: Girls
* HANGOUTS: Used car lots, abandoned warehouses

FLIPPER, L.: Robbed sixteen banks before the age of eighteen. Tried as a minor and released after five years. In her defense she said, "At first I just did it to impress girls, but then I realized it was pretty fun!"

* FORMER BANDS: Air guitar for Led Zepplin and Jimi Hendrix
* INTERESTS: Chickeebabes, coffee
* BUSINESS: Red Doras & The Bearded Lady cafes
* HANGOUTS: Street corners, crap games



08/19/2005 Michigan Womyns Festival outside of Grand Rapids, MI
Theyre playing the Day Stage during the 30th Anniversary Michigan Womyns Festival!


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